The Kingdom of Womble 9681 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 5.666 billion Womble 9681ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The strong Womble 9681ian economy, worth 249 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,046 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 283,884 per year while the poor average 2,761, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 9681's national animal is the penguin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 9681 is ranked 236,890^th in the world and 10,913^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.